They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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