I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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