well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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