We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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