I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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