My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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