best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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