your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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