I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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