508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
Randomize
