life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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