New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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