Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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