There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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