found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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