I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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