I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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