you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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