We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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