1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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