Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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