Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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