Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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