I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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