before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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