no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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