Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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