Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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