Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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