handjob tips. give me some.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
