I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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