She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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