just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the day after is always just damage control
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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