She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
sex in a hospital.. check
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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