Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
After last night, I could never be a politician.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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