ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
