He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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