I want to make a zoo with you.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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