Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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