OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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