have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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