I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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