The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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