this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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