these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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