I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
