I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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