What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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