her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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