Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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