let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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