No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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